lloydingly: (THAT'D BE A HUGE PROBLEM FOR ME)
Lloyd Irving ([personal profile] lloydingly) wrote2011-08-25 03:14 am
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[ stares at his beautiful girlfriend ]

What're you looking at me like that for, Reimi?
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ her passive-aggressive smile could bring even the strongest of men to their knees. unfortunately for lloyd, he doesn't fit in the category of "the strongest of men." ]

Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. What am I looking at you like this for? Why don't you tell me?
lloydingly: (uuuuu....)

[personal profile] lloydingly 2011-08-25 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ just who do you think he is? lloyd "the toe" irving doesn't even hand out his name to just anyone. that's a man worth some respect. ]

Baby? What's wrong?

[ unfortunately, lloyd is a dumb shit, and has no idea why reimi's being such a rancid bitch ]
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ she stamps her foot on the ground, frustration only growing. normally she likes when her honeybumpkins refers to her with terms of endearment, but today... how could he have forgotten?! ]

Don't call me that! I would've expected this from Edge, maybe, but not from you! I thought you knew me!

[ every time reimi brings up edge, lloyd knows he's in deep shit. ]
lloydingly: (BTW I'M LLOYD IRVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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[personal profile] lloydingly 2011-08-25 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon, just because you're mad doesn't make it right to compare me to that loser!

[ please don't dump him, you're the miracle that actually got him laid ]

Look, I'll fix this right now! ...

[ looks reimi up and down, checking her out.... ]
lloydingly: (i don't feel the need to introduce mysel)

[personal profile] lloydingly 2011-08-25 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I got it!

You must have lost at least 20 pounds in the chest and ass area, right? Congrats, baby!

[ aren't you proud of him? ]
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah, that loser is currently living out his dreams of exploration in space with his eldarian boyfriend by his side. geez!!! ]
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ did he

just ]
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ SLAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

It's my birthday, Lloyd Irving! How could you?!

[ she hopes you enjoy that big red mark on your face, lloyd. it's the only action you'll be getting for the next week. ]
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[personal profile] lloydingly 2011-08-25 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Your birthday?

[ ... ]
lloydingly: (i don't feel the need to introduce mysel)

[personal profile] lloydingly 2011-08-25 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Well, duh! I was gonna mention that next, y'know - til you decided to slap me!

[ rubs the hand-shaped mark :( ]

I was just waiting for the perfect moment to give you my AWESOME presents!
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ she places her hands on her hips, leaning forward and scowling. lloyd is her soulmate, but why does she always fall for such idiots?! ]

Oh, yeah? You really think I'm going to buy that? Show me!
lloydingly: (YOU CAN LIVE ANYWHERE YOU'D LIKE)

[personal profile] lloydingly 2011-08-25 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, first, I was thinking that you could stand back and watch me fight stuff since women obviously only serve to hide behind men, and then afterward we can go at it like mad horny Insect Plants in heat. I dunno about you, but there aren't many presents better than that.
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ stares. blankly. ]
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Lloyd... honey... You shouldn't have!
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ drawing her bow. ]

No, really.

You shouldn't have!

[ YEP WATCH OUT ]
lloydingly: (i understand how hard it is to be a chos)

[personal profile] lloydingly 2011-08-25 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ insert WACKY MUSIC!!!!!!!!! here while lloyd cowers in fear for his baka life XDDD ]

You're so feisty today! Aww come on, give daddy some sugar...

[ with the power of A Man's Love In A Poor (Misguided) Woman's Life, lloyd hugs reimi from behind before ~gently~ turning her around to kissDJASIASUSFHHFDHGF THROWING UP BYE[
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
YOU

WIN
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
YOU FUCKING WIN
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[personal profile] seraphic 2011-08-25 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Y O U W I N
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