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[lloydingly]

[ stares at his beautiful girlfriend ]

What're you looking at me like that for, Reimi?

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[seraphic]

[ she places her hands on her hips, leaning forward and scowling. lloyd is her soulmate, but why does she always fall for such idiots?! ]

Oh, yeah? You really think I'm going to buy that? Show me!

[lloydingly]

Well, first, I was thinking that you could stand back and watch me fight stuff since women obviously only serve to hide behind men, and then afterward we can go at it like mad horny Insect Plants in heat. I dunno about you, but there aren't many presents better than that.

1/3

[seraphic]

[ stares. blankly. ]

2/3

[seraphic]

Oh, Lloyd... honey... You shouldn't have!

[seraphic]

[ drawing her bow. ]

No, really.

You shouldn't have!

[ YEP WATCH OUT ]

[lloydingly]

[ insert WACKY MUSIC!!!!!!!!! here while lloyd cowers in fear for his baka life XDDD ]

You're so feisty today! Aww come on, give daddy some sugar...

[ with the power of A Man's Love In A Poor (Misguided) Woman's Life, lloyd hugs reimi from behind before ~gently~ turning her around to kissDJASIASUSFHHFDHGF THROWING UP BYE[

[seraphic]

YOU

WIN

[seraphic]

YOU FUCKING WIN

[seraphic]

Y O U W I N